🤵 Don't Count on It

A police officer pulls over a driver going way over the speed limit. The driver starts to explain himself, but the officer shuts him down:

"You can explain it all to my boss. In the meantime, you're going to spend some time in a cell."

A few hours pass. The officer finally comes back to the cell with a bit of good news:

"You're lucky. My boss is at his daughter's wedding right now, so when he gets back, he'll be in a good mood."

The driver pauses, then says:

"Don't count on it... I'm the groom."

Sourced from r/Jokes by u/Upstate_Gooner_1972

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